the good news is

i've bypassed a lot
and i've seen a few
arteries like this here
are nothing new

you're filling them up
and that's not a joke
you expect me
to give them a poke

i'll ream them and graft them
and give you a chance
if it werent for me here
you'd be food for the ants

you need to be careful
and watch what you eat
can't you start to feel
your blossoming seat

it wont be long now
you'll be seeing your maker
they'll sell all your goods
if there are any takers

at the table remember
its better to pass
cause gravy and grease
is too heavy a mass

i've done my work here
you're going to live
now from that pocketbook
you'll have to give

i do not come cheap
but you'll pay the price
your off on your own now
and isn't that nice.